"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous. how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs
the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
so i went to go get a drink and…
THERE IS A FURBY IN THE VENDING MACHINE
DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME
And in that moment we all new we had chosen the right fandom